From da992ff1b780bf687ba2093d36c2def943296ec5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: RoscoeDeWah Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2025 13:42:14 +0000 Subject: Remove unused stuff --- public/js/neverSaid.js | 35 ----------------------------------- 1 file changed, 35 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 public/js/neverSaid.js (limited to 'public/js/neverSaid.js') diff --git a/public/js/neverSaid.js b/public/js/neverSaid.js deleted file mode 100644 index ac0e6ae..0000000 --- a/public/js/neverSaid.js +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ -// Define an array of strings -const neverSaid = [ - "ASM: The Director liked all the props we got today.", - "PM: Ah ha, a revolve. Terrific.", - "Chippie: I don't know, let's look at the ground plan.", - "Set Designer: Well, let's just have whatever is cheaper.", - "Sound: Better turn that down a bit. We don't want to deafen them.", - "Director: Sorry, my mistake.", - "Electrics: This equipment is more complicated than we need.", - "Performer: I really think my big scene should be cut.", - "SM: Can we do that scene change again please?", - "LX designer: Bit more light from those big chaps at the side. Yes that's right, the ones on stalks whatever they are called.", - "Electrics: All the equipment works perfectly.", - "Musicians: So what if that's the end of a call. Let's just finish this bit off.", - "Wardrobe: Now, when exactly is the first dress rehearsal?", - "Workshop: I don't want anyone to know, but if you insist then yes, I admit it, I have just done an all-nighter.", - "Performer: This costume is so comfortable.", - "Admin: The level of overtime payments here are simply unacceptable. Our backstage staff deserve better.", - "Box Office: Comps? No problem.", - "Set Designer: You're right, it looks dreadful.", - "Flyman: No, my lips are sealed. What I may or may not have seen remains a secret.", - "Electrics: That had nothing to do with the computer, it was my fault.", - "Crew: No, no, I'm sure that's our job.", - "SMgt: Thanks, but I don't drink", - "Performer: Let me stand down here with my back to the audience.", - "Chippie: I can't really manage those big fast power tools myself.", - "Chippie: I prefer to use these little hand drills.", - "All: Let's go and ask the Production Manager. He'll know." -] - -// Generate a random index into the array -const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * neverSaid.length); - -// Use document.write to output the random string -document.write(neverSaid[randomIndex]); -- cgit v1.2.3-54-g00ecf